Incompetent Bartender – Explain Your Order T‑Shirt
$25.00You know the drill – the crowd is loud, the drinks are many, and you can’t read minds. This soft and lightweight tee lets your bar patron…
For professional hecklers
File a complaint. We’ll print it on a tee.
Minimalist graphics. Maximum offense. Every drop is made-to-order with Printful then shipped straight to your victims.
- Free AI concierge for sizing, shipping, roasting
- Orders fulfilled via Printful in the US/EU
- Two random tees for $40 / month
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Signal Loss
Hazard patch, glitch print, hand-numbered. Comes with a Department citation card.
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I ❤️ Asian Women – Bold Statement Tee
$21.99Sometimes subtlety isn’t your style. This shirt doesn’t whisper—it shouts. Whether it’s a genuine appreciation or an unfiltered declarati…
Casino Drain Tee – Organic Unisex T-Shirt
$23.00Whether you're down bad or just down to be honest, this tee says it all: "Sorry ladies, the casino is already f***ing me and taking my mo…
"Cat Sh*t Every Day" Mug
$15.00For the cat lovers who know the struggle is real. The "Cat Sh*t Every Day" mug is the perfect way to sum up the daily routine of every fe…
Live Laugh Toaster Bath – Women’s Micro-Rib Tank Top
$22.00Let’s be real—this isn’t your average tank. The “Live Laugh Toaster Bath” top says what everyone’s thinking in delicate script that screa…
Live Laugh Toaster Bath Unisex T-Shirt
$21.99This shirt is for the ones who laugh in the face of Pinterest quotes and cope with a little chaos. “Live Laugh Toaster Bath” is printed i…
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Barstaff Essentials
Uniforms for double shifts, sarcasm levels set to 100%.
Browse collection →Sports Degens
Tees for the parlay-obsessed and the scoreboard trash talkers.
Browse collection →Dark Humor Department
Limited drops that flirt with HR’s tolerance levels.
Browse collection →Roast Club Subscription
Two random tees for $40/mo. Consider it mischief on auto-pilot.
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Printful fulfillment · 5–7 days
Garments are printed in the US/EU the moment you order. No dusty shelves, just fresh drops.
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14-day hassle-free exchanges
Wrong fit? Email support@departmentoftrouble.com and we’ll make it right.
Roast Club
Two random tees a month for $40
Subscribe and we’ll ship two curated tees every month—mix of limited drops, unreleased samples, and service industry in-jokes. Cancel anytime. Shipping charged at cost.
- • Dedicated Discord channel + early access links
- • AI barkeep concierge for swaps + styling
- • Surprise collabs with other chaotic brands
Upcoming drops
- Week 01 · “Complaint Dept.” thermalShips Nov 30
- Week 02 · “Denied Entry” long sleeveShips Dec 14
- Week 03 · Surprise collabShips Dec 28