Subscription Box
The Roast Club
Two curated tees every month - mix of limited drops, unreleased samples, and service industry in-jokes. Cancel anytime. Skip months when you need to.
What's in the box?
2 Premium Tees
Hand-picked based on your style preferences
Exclusive Designs
Subscriber-only drops not available in the shop
Surprise Extras
Stickers, pins, and occasional mystery items
Member Perks
Early access, Discord community, special discounts
Member Benefits
Two curated tees monthly
Mix of limited drops, unreleased samples, and service industry classics.
Exclusive Discord access
Early access links and a direct line to the Department.
AI barkeep concierge
Personal styling help and swap requests handled by our AI.
Surprise collabs
Partnerships with other chaotic brands you won't find anywhere else.
Upcoming drops
Here's what's coming for subscribers
- Week 01 - "Complaint Dept." thermalShips in 2-3 weeks
- Week 02 - "Denied Entry" long sleeveShips in 3-4 weeks
- Week 03 - Surprise collabShips in 4-5 weeks
How it works
Choose Your Plan
Pick monthly or annual, select your size at checkout
We Curate
We pick two tees based on your style preferences
Receive Monthly
Your box ships mid-month, every month
Common questions
- Can I cancel anytime?
- Yes. No contracts, no hassle. Cancel through your account or email us.
- What sizes are available?
- We carry S through 3XL. You'll select your size during checkout.
- Can I swap a tee I don't like?
- Use the AI barkeep to request swaps. We'll work something out.
- Is shipping included?
- Shipping is charged at carrier rates - we pass through exactly what UPS/USPS charges us.
- Can I skip a month?
- Absolutely. You can skip any month from your dashboard up to 7 days before shipment.
- What if I want to pause my subscription?
- You can pause and resume anytime from your member dashboard. No questions asked.
Not ready to subscribe?
Get notified when we launch new drops and subscriber-only deals.
Cancel anytime. Skip months when needed. Shipping charged at carrier rates.