Barstaff Essentials

Uniforms for double shifts, sarcasm levels set to 100%.

Incompetent Bartender – Explain Your Order T‑Shirt

Incompetent Bartender – Explain Your Order T‑Shirt

$25.00

You know the drill – the crowd is loud, the drinks are many, and you can’t read minds. This soft and lightweight tee lets your bar patron…

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"Make a Woman Cum for Once" T-Shirt

"Make a Woman Cum for Once" T-Shirt

$21.99

A public service announcement in the form of a t-shirt. The "Make a Woman C for Once"** tee is a bold, cheeky reminder that effort matter…

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"I'm Not an Alcoholic" T-Shirt

"I'm Not an Alcoholic" T-Shirt

$21.99

Set the record straight with the "I'm Not an Alcoholic, I'm a Drunk—Alcoholics Go to Meetings" t-shirt. Perfect for those who enjoy a goo…

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"I ❤️ Female Orgasm" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I ❤️ Female Orgasm" Long Sleeve Shirt

$25.00

Wear your priorities loud and proud with the "I ❤️ Female Orgasm" long sleeve shirt. A bold statement, a conversation starter, and a publ…

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"Go Ahead, Call HR" T-Shirt

"Go Ahead, Call HR" T-Shirt

$21.99

Push the limits of office humor with the "Go Ahead, Call HR" t-shirt. Perfect for those who like to keep their coworkers on edge while ma…

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I Don’t Get Paid Enough to Care T-Shirt

I Don’t Get Paid Enough to Care T-Shirt

$30.00

The perfect uniform for every underpaid, overworked employee. The "I Don’t Get Paid Enough to Care, Do Whatever You Want" t-shirt sums up…

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"I Don’t Know, I Just Work Here" T-Shirt

"I Don’t Know, I Just Work Here" T-Shirt

$30.00

For every employee who's had to answer a dumb question—this one's for you. The "I Don’t Know, I Just Work Here" t-shirt is the perfect wa…

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